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Male lingo terms

Terms and phrases every man should know:

A deeply unattractive woman.

A fat chick

Single working girls - Single Income No Boyfriend And Desperate

Very short skirt, only an inch from the Hare

Tattoo on a female

Bottled Alcopops and RTD's regularly consumed by young women.

She's UP ON BLOCKS: Save
Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up
on blocks".

The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually stuff-all in there
worth seeing.

Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.


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