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35 Reasons why it’s best to be a Bloke…

 

1/ Your last name stays put.

2/ The garage is all yours.

3/Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4/Chocolate’s just another snack.

5/ You can never get pregnant.

6/ Your car mechanic tells you the truth.

7/ The world is your urinal.

8/You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

9/ Same work, more pay.

10/ Wrinkles add character.

11/ You never have ‘strap’ problems in public.

12/People never stare at your chest when they’re talking to you.

13/ Wedding dress; $5000

Suit Hire; $100

14/A well-rounded belch is kind of expected.

15/ One mood –all the time.

16/ You only have to shave your face and neck.

17/ Phone conversations only take 30 seconds.

18/You know stuff about tanks.

19/ A five day holiday requires only one small suitcase.

20/ You can open your own Jars.

21/ You can start the lawn mower yourself.

22/ you get  extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

23/if someone forgets to invite you, you can still be their friend.

24/ Your underwear costs  $9.95 a 10 pack.

25/ You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one’s too icky.

26/ we can read a map without having to turn it upside-down.

27the same hairstyle lasts for years, if not a lifetime.

28/Your belly usually hides your big hips.

29/ One wallet and one pair of shoes the same colour for all seasons.

30/ You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

31/ You have the freedom of choice about growing a moustache.

32/ You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.

33/ You can play with toys all your life.

34/ You can Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on December the 24th in 24 minutes.

35/ the money we save on makeup we get to spend on beer and fish bait.

36/We don’t feel compelled to contemplate all those ads for feminine hygiene products.

 

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